Tuesday, October 14

Today... Something very depressing happened...
As you know without food humans cannot survive
Hence the reason why I'm talking to you right now
And you, reading my blog, is because of one crucial factor
FOOD
Everyone loves food
You, me, him, her, them, us, we and so on
And of all the different types of food
The CHICKEN was the best substitute for meat
As usual, almost everybody loves chicken meat
Regardless of the breasts, drumlets, thighs and so on
For a regular person like me
It is crucial to have at least a meal with chicken in it
And for someone so black like me
I need juicy and tender chicken meat ( eventhough it doesn't make any sense )
Which is FoodCourt6's SPICY CHICKEN DRUMLETS
Here's how the tragedy started
I went to foodcourt6 this morning for some drumlets
With a chirpy voice
I asked the auntie
" auntie got drumlets? "
And received a shocking yet depressing answer
" sorry today dun have "
LIKE WTFFFF
THERE'S SUPPOSE TO BE DRUMLETS EVERYDAY
To my dearest muslim store auntie :
If you're reading my blog, this is a gentle reminder for you
This is a grudge I will bear for enternity

Auntie whoever, You better watch out
Cos you have failed
you have failed to put satisfaction on my face and all the chicken lovers
One day when I'm rich
I will burn down your muslim shop for the lack of drumlets
MUAHAHAHAHAH

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